Series #2:
CAUTION: May cause reader to burst out laughing, pop buttons, and maybe fracture something!!! Hope you enjoy these.
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1. I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
2. When you finally have the answers to life, but no one asks you any questions
3. The jokes about not being able to see your belly button stop being funny.
4. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
5. Young people don’t get your jokes any more.
6. Trimming head hair less often than nose hair.
7. Having to get up more than once a night to go to the bathroom
8. The dreaded “Roto-Rooter” operation for male plumbing problems.
9. Wondering why it’s called menopause when only women go through it.
10. Male menopause, also known as “the change of wife.”
Stay tuned for more chuckles......................
